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He did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently, then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went BOING and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.
The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.
A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"
She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it."
She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her."
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Here's a great video representing what we know is out there in the universe. I'm not a subscriber to the big bang theory but I do get a big bang out of seeing what God has made.
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I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of "tea," which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such good tea, my mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea. ("It's just the cutest thing!") My mom waited and sure enough, I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watched him drink it, then said (as only a mother would)..."Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is from the toilet?"
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9. Pushes his personal brand of 'pull start' furnaces
8. Dave Lennox beat him up once
7. Uses magnifying glass and really bright flashlight to try and re-light furnace
6. Assures you his new efficient furnace only emits "CO2 Lite"
5. The instruction manual he leaves behind just says, "Light fuse, get away"
4. Tools consist of duct tape, tin foil, and a rabbit's foot
3. Estimates your bill by shaking a bag of chicken bones
2. You notice his furnace filters all say "Mr. Coffee" on them
1. When firemen arrive, they all say his name in unison
Copyright 2006 Dave Tippett ([email protected]). Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes.
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