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The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his
wife: "You won't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the vegetables."
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The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare."
The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it."
Not to be outdone, the third man said, "Aw, just turn the bull loose and I'll tear off a hunk as he goes by."
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For anyone who knows me and my family, you'll understand why a story about a baby being born with 12 fingers and 12 toes is fun to learn about. So I'm not poking fun at this kid's genetic differences - I'm just wondering what took him so long. Around here 12 fingers and 12 toes = 1 old story! We laughed particularly when one web site described it as "like something out of a science fiction novel." Oh Really!
On a related note, has anyone noticed who in the Bible had 24 digits in all? If you know, post a comment below and share it with the world.
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The first question he was asked was, "If I have ten apples and take away five apples, what is the difference?"
After a brief pause Little Johnny answered, "That's just what I say, 'What's the difference?'".
When asked whether a pair of trousers were singular or plural, he replied, "Well, they are singular at the top and plural at the bottom."
Finally the psychologist decided to test his spelling and asked him, "How do you spell Banana?"
After careful consideration he replied, "B A N A N A N A N A N A N A-"
The psychologist interrupted him and said, "Johnny that's quite enough," to which he replied, "I know how to spell it, I just don't know when to stop."
The psychologist then wrote on his report: "If you are not having problems with Little Johnny it would not be normal."
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