The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant. She said, "Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you."
Then, returning to reality, she added, "But, if man is in the restaurant ordering his steak, don't wait any longer."
Then, returning to reality, she added, "But, if man is in the restaurant ordering his steak, don't wait any longer."
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One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields.
The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the road!"
The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn't affect us helicopters!"
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Here is a story with a chance to laugh at yourself.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone in distress at the side of the road. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
Lo and behold, there stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an awful accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
WHO WAS THE SURVIVOR? SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWER.
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus, and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
NOTE: WOMEN STOP READING HERE; THAT IS THE END OF THE JOKE.
NOTE: MEN CONTINUE SCROLLING.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident in the first place.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
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