If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!
My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another dog.
--Henny Youngman
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss things;
Little minds discuss people.
When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
--Steven Wright