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The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.'
The fellow said, 'Ugh! I don't want anything coming out of a cow's mouth
. . . Fry me up a couple of eggs!'"
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While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.
He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.
With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family. I said, "No, I also work ... out of our home."
Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital our son was born in. "He was born at home," I answered.
The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don't get out much, do you?"
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1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months and the box said "2 to 4 years."
5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on the phone.
7. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C."
8. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
9. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
10. Hates M&Ms because they are so hard to peel.
11. Got hurt while raking leaves: She fell out of the tree.
12. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said up to 20 pounds.
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Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in.
Just as the thieves got to the pair, Tim turned to Bill and, passing him a bill, said, "By the way, Bill, here's that twenty bucks I owe you."
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My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football and declined to help. She then informed me that if I didn't help, I'd be in big, big trouble, so I helped.
However, she didn't tell me to put tags on them, so I think I may be in trouble anyway.
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