A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what do you make when life gives you elephants and lots of elephant . . . . um . . . errr . . . well . . . . poo. Apparently you make exotic paper.
I think the idea for this is pretty neat but I'm not sure I want to lick any envelopes that elephants initially licked and then worse. I don't like my steak or my envelopes to taste gamey. I suppose that one solution to that dilemma might be the self-adhering envelopes - I've seen plenty of those at staples, office depot, and other office supply chains.
And then there is the smell. I pity the poor soldier who gets mail from his girl back home and holds it to his nose to smell her sweet perfume. "Snifffffff . . . . . Oh, yeah, that's Becky writing me again."
This is a stationery product that cries out for a famous spokesman - "Hi. Me Tarzan. Other day me swing through trees and see pile of elephant dung. That remind me that I no write Jane for long time. Thanks Exotic Papers!"
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"
"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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