* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"
One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"
* Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up,
"Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"
* Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, "Let's play doctor."
"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."
* I guess you can get too health conscious... My wife and I don't have a lot of "junk food" in the house. Upon eating some munchies at our home my granddaughter asked what vitamins they had in them. I told her I doubted there were any at all.
She replied wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?"
I have an uncle down at Wall Street.
I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.
“People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that just makes me sick.”
An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 