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As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"
"I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side."
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"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"
1. I swallowed the goldfish.
2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.
3. Does grape juice leave a stain?
4. The principal called...
5. But DAD says that word all the time!
6. What's it cost to fix a window?
7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?
8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?
9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your underwear.
10. I'm running away from home. (Well, maybe some days.)
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These are real ads from a newspaper.
1. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer
2. AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
3. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
4. FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG.
5. 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
6. TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, AUTO TRANS., EXCELLENT CONDITION - $6800
7. DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED
8. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG
9. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG
10. GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
11. FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
12. NORDIC TRAC $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE at:
13. BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
14. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG...LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE.....BETTER BE A REWARD
15. HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT"
16. CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER
17. WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE!
18. '93 PONTIAC LEMONS - LOW MILES
19. KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.
20. TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT. SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and asked his name, the boy replied, "Ravashanka Vankatarataam Bannerjee" he replied.
"How do you spell that? asked the teacher.
"My mother helps me" said the little boy.
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The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him.
"How do you account for your longevity?" asked the reporter.
"You could say that I am a health nut," Benny answered. "I have never smoked or drunk alcohol, I am always in bed by ten o'clock, I've been going to Israeli folk dance classes since I was a teenager and I've always walked three miles a day, even in rain or snow."
"But," said the reporter, "my uncle Saul followed exactly the same routine and he died when he was 75. So how come it didn't work for him?"
"All I can say," replied Benny "is that he didn't keep it up long enough."
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