Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.- I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ."
Self-Annihilating Sentence:
My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal prayer. Of course at first they would ask for a pony, a new bike, etc. They soon learned the more important things which should be included in the prayer.
Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 