I hate hotel bath towels ... so thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck with a dog sitting on her lap. Observing that this was an unsafe manner in which to be operating her vehicle, he pulled her over.
After exiting his cruiser and approaching the woman's driver side window, the lady asked, "Why officer what on earth did you pull me over for?"
Officer: "I pulled you over because it isn't safe to drive with a dog on your lap."
Lady: "Why officer, it is exactly for safety that I have the dog on my lap. You see my truck is an older model and isn't equipped with an air bag. But that's OK now because this is a special kind of dog just for that purpose!"
Officer: "Just what makes you think its OK to use that dog like an air bag?"
Lady: "Well the man at the pet store did tell me it was a dash-hound."
If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?
There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways.
In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.
Faithfully they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in high school. They took their vows to enter the priesthood early in college, and upon graduation became priests.
Read more: Humorous Adventures in Vatican City: A Comedy of Papal Proportions
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
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Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
