So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor.
I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!"
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK, that's it for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
Teacher asked her kindergarten children to put the colors green, pink and yellow in a sentence.
It's been a strange day ... first I found a hat full of money; then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.
Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 