Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said.
Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answered and Tom said, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
How come when I buy one loaf of bread it's gone in two days, but when I buy two all of a sudden no one eats bread anymore?
Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick.
There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.
On a scale of one to 10, I'd give you a nine - and I'm the one you need!
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 