Kids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant.
2. "Why can't I just make an appointment with the groomer to get my nails done? I can do without the shampoo, blow-dry and stupid pink bows."
3. Nintendo is not easily paw operated.
4. There are no real career opportunities for a dog who has been fixed.
5. Silk plants may look real but when chewed cause extreme flatulence.
6. "If Barbie wasn't meant as a chew toy, why do little girls set up her Dream House within easy reach?"
7. No breakfast in bed.
8. Really cool sneaker companies don't make doggie booties.
9. "Snausages" is not in the dictionary.
10. The average refrigerator door seam is too narrow to be easily opened by a snout.
You Must Be A Teacher If...
~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.
~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."
~ You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
~ You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
