"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits."
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I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.
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You may not be able to have the ride you'd love,
but you can still love the ride you've got.
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A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch the hat. Across the street a Gentile sees what has happened and rushes over to grab the hat and then returns it to the Rabbi.
"I don't think I would have been able to catch my hat," said the rabbi. "Thank you very much."
The rabbi then places his hand on the man's shoulder and says, "May God bless you."
The young man thinks to himself, "I've been blessed by the rabbi, this must be my lucky day!" So he goes to the racetrack and in the first race he sees there is a horse named Stetson at 20 to 1. He bets $50 and sure enough the horse comes in first.
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Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
On a public toilet: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to forceful injection of water into body cavities, either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft."
On an electric router: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
On a novelty rock-garden set (called Popcorn Rock): "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
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