Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things men will never say at:
www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-men-will-never-say
You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch football again?
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.