A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir."
The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger paused to congratulate the flight attendant.
I sent that "Ancestry" site some information on my family tree and they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over.
Nice guys don't finish last: they get honourable Mensch-in.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 