(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up".
(16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
(15) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
(14) Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.
(13) If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
(12) Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who oppose them.