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Honesty is such a lonely word.
Everyone is so untrue.
Honesty is hardly ever heard.
And mostly what I need from you. -- Billy Joel
These are the lyrics from the 1979 pop/rock song by Billy Joel. While Billy Joel has never served as a worship leader and with other songs like 'Only the Good Die Young' also distance Mr. Joel from him paraphrasing scriptural truth regarding truth is also unlikely.
Honesty is cornerstone in any healthy family, friendship, work, or government. Lies, and deceptions can crumble most any otherwise healthy relationship. In marriage, with my kids, my friends, in my
Gossip.. the poor cousin of lies
and the .. Justaz? are untruths for certain
Grace is the one word that should resound inside and outside churches around the world.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me.. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.
These lyrics are of course from one of the most powerful and well known hymns of the Christian church history. If I recall correctly, Amazing Grace was written by a former slave trader who repented of his wicked ways to recieve God's Amazing Grace.
Now, while most of us will fall short of the egregious sins against God and man of a slave trader.. but still our goodness is a relative term when comparing with others and especially when compared to Almighty God.
So we all need God's Grace in our lives to make right what is wrong.
Another great story of God's Grace is presented in the telling of the prodigal son. The prodigal son was rebellious, disobedient and wanted nothing to do with the father.. UNTIL LIFE HIT BOTTOM. Then with a repentant heart he returned to the Father and was not meant with a disapproving look and a scolding I TOLD YOU SO speech. Instead the Prodigal Son was met by his father with open arms and a feast. My son was lost (by choice) and now is found. This is the story of God and each of our various levels of 'prodigal-ness'.
So if the only Grace to be found in your church is the woman named Grace who plays the church organ, then maybe it is time to discover God's Amazing Grace for your relative wretchedness.
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!