The following questions from lawyers (and answers from witnesses) were taken from official court records nationwide:
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
A: He's 20, much like your IQ.
Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
A: Are you kidding me?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?