I don't speak Russian.  But I think the story about this cat person goes something like this.

Announcer:  "Welcome back.  Now we have another story about a crazy person.  We know you like these stories so we keep showing them to you.  Lot's of people like cats for pets.  Some people even have 2 or 3 cats.  But this woman has many more cats than that.  Yes, perhaps she has some medical problem that could be discovered by a CAT scan."

Cut to story . . . .

Interviewer: "Sonya, you have so many cats!  130 cats in fact. Many people think you are nuts - that your sickle does not quite reach your plow. What do you say to these people."

Sonya: "I am not a crazy woman like so many of my neighbors say.  It is not like I have 131 cats!  Now that would be goofy. No, I have only 130 cats and I see harmony and balance in that.  Please excuse me now, I must send in my weekly transmission to the mothership or this, your home planet, will be destroyed."