Inspiration

The Game Warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license.

"This is last year's license," the warden informed him.

"I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license. I am only shooting at the deer I missed last year."

"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting."

- Elizabeth Bowen

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them.

One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get me up in one of those things."

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.

Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch."

"Fair enough. From now on I'll make my own," he replied.

A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him afterwards.

"We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like," he suggested.

I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waitress came to take our order.

My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, "Separate checks, please..."