A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way."
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"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is unforgivable."
- Beethoven
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"Our faith must be exercised in the realities of everyday life."
- Oswald Chambers
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A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
"These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.
"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," wheezed a second.
"And somehow, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember 'em too," said the third.
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"Stop trying to make everybody happy. You aren't chocolate."
- Toby Mac #SpeakLife
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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