Inspiration

A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter.

The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie here yesterday."

The clerk looked at him and said, "But, where's the PIE?"

The man said, "I ate it! ALL of it!"

So the clerk asked him why he thought he should get his money back if he had eaten the whole thing.

"See here on the box? It says it's supposed to feed 6 people! I am NOT 6 people!"

"Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year.
This helps you do your part.
It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living life in the year to come."

- Melodie Beattie

Flying to San Francisco from San Diego the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one.

Just before landing, he asked the flight attendant about it.

"Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of San Diego girls going to San Francisco for the weekend. In back, there are 25 Navy recruits out on weekend liberty...

"What would you do?"

"Each New Year, we have before us a brand new book containing 365 blank pages with all the forgotten things from last year - the words we forgot to say, the love we forgot to show, and the charity we forgot to offer."

- Peggy Toney Horton