He prunes the foliage on your head
And trims around the ear
So you will look respectable
Wherever you appear.
With special shears he thins your hair
Then washes it with soap
Or uses some restoring stuff
To give you added hope.
He prunes the foliage on your head
And trims around the ear
So you will look respectable
Wherever you appear.
With special shears he thins your hair
Then washes it with soap
Or uses some restoring stuff
To give you added hope.
"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does."
Psalm 145:13b
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm.
As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asked,
"Reverend, you're a man of God. Can't you do something about this storm?"
To this he replied, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company; I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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