The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor.
He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"
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"When the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free."- Details
A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity.
Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?"
Child: "In the Garden of Eden?"
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Said the horse, "You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can't make it think."
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I got some bad news today: You know the money you get from those ATM machines?
It comes from YOUR account!
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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