Inspiration

Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!"

Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments."

The minister said, "Well, that's good you keep the ten commandments."

And Pa said, "Ya, Ma keeps six of 'em and I keep the other four…"

Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.

"We're from out of state," said the prospective groom. "Can we get a license?"

The clerk replied, "No, but I can give you a three-day permit."

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."

- Will Ferrell

"We wrong those near us in being independent of them. God himself would not be happy without his Son. We ought to lean on each other, giving and receiving - not as weaklings, but as lovers. Love is strength as well as need."

- George MacDonald, The Landlady's Master (aka: The Elect Lady)