"My grandfather always said, 'Don't watch your money; watch your health.' So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
~Jackie Mason
Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"My main problem with reading books is getting past the idea that the author knows more about the subject than I do."
- James L. Smith (Grandpa)
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"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic."
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"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."
- Abraham Lincoln
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"Nobody believes the official spokesperson, but everybody trusts an unidentified source."
~ Ron Nesen