Quotes

"You know those shows where people can call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always like 18 percent that say 'I don't know'? It costs 90 cents to call up and vote--and they're voting 'I don't know.'"

"Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone." (Into phone) "I DON'T KNOW!" (Hangs up looking proud.)

"Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe you're not sure about."

-- Andy Rooney

"You may live in an imperfect world but the frontiers are not closed and the doors are not all shut."

- Maxwell Maltz

"You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut."

- Sally Berger

"Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going."

"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."

- Herbert Henry Asquith