Quotes

“Unless you can create the whole universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving ‘advice’ to God isn't such a good idea.”

“Watch carefully how your date treats servers and other workers; it's how you're going to get treated in six months.”

“We cannot avoid growing old, but we can avoid growing cold.”

“When a fellow is kicking, he has only one leg to stand on.”

“When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”