Quotes

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgement!"

"I'm looking for a loophole." - W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946

"An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"Opinions are like the nose on our faces: Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them."