Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

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"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain

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"It's only an error until you refuse to correct it, then it's a mistake."

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"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!"

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"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish Proverb

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"The trouble with wishful thinking is that it's usually 99% wishful and 1% thinking."

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"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." - Garrison Keillor

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"A boy's mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute he gets up and never stops until he gets to school."

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"The scientific theory I Iike best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline Luggage." - Mark Russell
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