Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Don Knuth

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"It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser."

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"Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan."

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"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." - Mark Twain

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"It's only an error until you refuse to correct it, then it's a mistake."

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"If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!"

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"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish Proverb

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"The trouble with wishful thinking is that it's usually 99% wishful and 1% thinking."

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