Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."
- George Burns
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"The telephone company is urging people to please not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this break to give away a pair of Phil Collins concert tickets to
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"Experience is a wonderful thing - it enables you to recognize a mistake every time you repeat it."
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"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without know
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"The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound."
- Pat Elphinstone
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"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich."
- Alan Alda
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"By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates