Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....So I took her to a gas station!"
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"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." - Kevin Hench
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"I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game *he* was watching was better."
- Steven Wright
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"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us."
- James Truslow Adams
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"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- Will Rogers