After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed Little Johnny in the chair. 

"I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said.  "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When Little Johnny's haircut was complete and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said Little Johnny. 

"He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, kid, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"