Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4011

Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO's Land Operations/Simulation division. They had been working on some reall... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5876

To Pick Up or Not to Pick up?

Sooooo . . . I shouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates or I should pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5198

Makeup Computer

Jane's heavy use of makeup had become a distraction at work. (See Jane as a little girl here.) read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5880

Makeup Barbie

I think you were right dear. We should have bought little Jane that makeup Barbie set. (See little Jane at work years later.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8072

Lego Volvo Car

Replacement parts are plentiful for the Lego 350. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10201

Crazy Warning Sign

Many men have missed seeing this sign. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2038

Columbus Return

The teacher asked her fifth-grade class, "How was Columbus treated when he returned from his third voyage?" One student said, "Lots of people met him at the pier, and they all had a great time." Ste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1838

One-liner #0699

"If we are to learn anything of value from Star Trek, it's that the universe is filled with vastly different styles of foreheads." - Chris Needles   read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1823

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1582

Quote #1153

"When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer in "Letters and Papers read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1289

Cybersalt News - August 19, 2011

I want you to know that no cats or sharks were hurt in the making of today's new entry in the FunBlog.  No fish were hurt either.https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-shark-attacks-cat Enjoy ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1253

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack."www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-knack Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3368

Run Through the Woods

Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward th... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11304

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2254

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fi... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7491

An Honest Construction Sign

Here's an honest construction sign. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6752

At the End of Every Rainbow

At the end of every rainbow . . . . ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1762

One-liner #0698

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9245

Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4149

Flying Shark Attacks Cat

Don't feel bad for the cat - I'm sure the fish wasn't enjoying the attention either. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1581

Quote #1152

"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6978

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2918

Mistaken Identity

This year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we have a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They are 6 years old and very, very identical. At the end of each day's schedul... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1401

Quote #1151

"For what is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see?" - Augustine read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
25105

You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1682

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is an example off how sometimes you should just pay for delivery.www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-overload Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1564

One-liner #0697

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."- Steven Wright read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5353

The Knack

Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack." ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6816

Dog Baby Lick

Little Jimmy was having a flashback to Great Aunt Edna's yearly visit. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7708

Bus Over

Since changing their bus design, Mercedes had fewer rollovers reported. ... read more..