Monthly Archive

"Bring Your Child To Work" day is catching on. read more..

"Trials, temptations, disappointments: all these are helps instead of hindrances if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fiber of character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repr read more..

That was the day they stopped putting horses with braces next to each other. read more..

I have been to plenty of places but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've never been in Cognito either. I hear that no one re... read more..

Feel The Burn read more..

Hmmmm, Let's see . . . . Toys R Us is up 3/4, Pampers is down 1/2, Wow! Playschool is down 2 points - buying opportunity! read more..

Shikai Tseng has a very interesting photographic technique where he puts pictures on objects using liquid light. ... read more..

If you are subscribed to the black and white "text only" version of the Cybersalt Digest, you will notice that I have changed the mailing template so that you don't get the super-long links under the ... read more..

"Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have Microword Soft." Customer: "Microwave Windows?" Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?" Custome read more..

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders." read more..

"You can find on the outside only what you possess on the inside." - Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros read more..

Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute,That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweetIf we had those special keys: C... read more..

"When the automatic gas pumps ask me to select a grade I usually give a B for quality and an F for pricing." read more..

Sid suspected that the birds at the sanctuary were getting too tame. read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's featured page makes one wonder why cameras have red eye reduction but not white eye reduction.  You will find "Cat Toy Shock" at: www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-... read more..

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some.  Without further ... read more..

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a ... read more..

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with." read more..

"You do not need a parachute to skydive - you need a parachute to skydive twice." read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic action was called for. I pu... read more..

The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].  After careful considera... read more..

Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded.... read more..

"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real." - Iris Murdoch read more..

"I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned." read more..

A few weeks ago a subscriber suggested it would be great to be able to share Cybersalt Digest items online from within the digest itself.  The first thought out of my technologically overloaded m... read more..

My parents recently returned from an extended vacation with their new cell phone. Although they are on a nationwide plan, they did make a brief foray into Canada, so they were hit with some surprise "... read more..

"You don't need a twitter account cause Chuck Norris is already following you." read more..

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..