Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20641 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5867

Dolphin Bubbles

If you were inpressed when your uncle Frank blew smoke rings at Thanksgiving, prepare to have your socks blown off - or flippers as the case may be. As if dolphins weren't cute and cool enough, now t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3079

Away From His Desk

As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk. Shortly after he left, a member of his foursome called to find out whic... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3317

Perley Moore Buys a Truck

There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the "basic price" was only the beginning. Once the salesman had added on all the extras -- towing package, toolbox, fif... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1236

Full and Less Filling

Jesus is fully God and His favor gives us fullness. {audio}podcast/sm20100725.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3991

Name Confusion

Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven." "I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your fi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3327

Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster. 2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin. 3. Choo read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3461

Amazing Off the Wall Golf Shot

Sometimes tough situations can make you want to bang your head against the wall. Here's a time when a tough situation required hitting a golf ball against the wall. It's a pretty good golf shot that... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3399

Password Problems

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just show... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3446

Typing Test

A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a little test. Type this," he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2931

Rare Steak

A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the waiter brought him his steak it was rare--very rare. Too rare.  The cow-puncher looked at it and demanded that... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3449

Good News Dewey

Olga phoned her husband, Dewey, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said Dewey, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat." Olga replied, "But I've got some good news and some ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4144

Old School Snowmobile

Here's a pretty cool video and it's not because of all of the snow in it. I'm not sure why this invention never took off, but something inside me wishes it had - or at least that I had the last worki... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3446

Translation Tries

A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support for missionaries and ministries in his home country. At a church luncheon, he was telling the guests about this h... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3366

Skipping Half-Time Show

The teams competing in a basketball game always skip the half-time show. Many of the fans skip it as well. Here's a case where the people performing the half-time show skipped it too - to the crowd'... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1185

Hollow Chocolate and Philosophy

Beware of the influence of people who want to deceive you with philosophies void of Jesus Christ. {audio}podcast/sm20100718.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13115

The Night Shift

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory.  There had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift, and so every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was hi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4288

High School Record

Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Carlier. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2750

It's My Party; I'll Sigh if I Want To

The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, I am amazed at how monotonous things really are. When I was young, everything seemed to be so new and exciting and I looked forward to the next new ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560

Tailing Truck

A large truck was tailing my son as he drove through town with his girlfriend.  The truck matched them turn for turn, down every street. My son's concern grew to alarm when the menacing-looking driver... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3587

CD Sleeves

My daughter Lili was five when she received a foam CD holder with plastic sleeves for all her music CDs. I explained to her that CDs are sensitive to light and heat, so she should not leave the holder... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3273

Tech Support

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." 3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butt... read more..

Hall of Flames
Pastor Tim
4801

No News is Good News

OK.  So each day in my Cybersalt Digest newsletter I try to put pithy (BTW I don't have a lisp) comments to describe things that are new on the Cybersalt Site.  I put this news under a heading that sa... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2385

There’s Something About a Lazy Summer Afternoon

The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing rig... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3602

Thomas

A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a screaming baby.As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept repeating softly, "Keep calm, Thomas. Don't get excited, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3253

Medical News

Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?" The patient replies, "Give me the good news." Dr. Wilson says, "You're about to have a disease named after y... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
3968

To Hold in the Hand

What refreshing encouragement I’ve seen in God’s word this morning!! Just after the Mount of Transfiguration, Jesus, Peter, James and John come down the mountain to find the other disciples with a la... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1215

Continue to Live

Our salvation does not depend on our effort, but continuing to live close to and with Jesus does. {audio}podcast/sm20100711.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3555

Silent Monastery

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3164

Australia Q & A

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website:  the answers were also there! 1.  Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia?  I have never seen it rain on TV,... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
10811

Elephant Jumpstart

5 minutes to show time; Jumpstart the elephants!   read more..