Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Games
Pastor Tim
34275

Random Defence 2

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Games
Pastor Tim
64093

Random Defence

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Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1847

Good Morning 04-08

"A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." - Luke 12:15   The pursuit of possessions continues to be one of the most powerful motivations th read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2670

Analytical Gunfighters

Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw their weapons.One says: "Don't MOVE, or I'll fill you full of 98% Lead, 1% Antimony, 0.98% Cobalt, and 0.02% eleme... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3555

Approval Letter

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1865

Good Morning 04-06

THIRD SUNDAY OF EASTER Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:14, 36-47 1 Peter 1:17-21 Luke 24:13-3 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5189

Leaky Pipe

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced."I didn't call a plumber," said the lady."What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Fr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2924

Mechanic Applicant

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"The mechanic nods, confused."Can you play lig... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1901

Good Morning 04-03

"Exhort one another daily, while it is called today, lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin." - Hebrews 3:13   Today in Heb. 3:13 we read: "Encourage one read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2860

Dewey Check

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's your mother?" I asked."She said she was going to have a shower. Just a second, I'll see."Dewey went to the kitchen... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1924

Good Morning 04-02

"He that sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall hold them in derision." - Psalm 2:4-12   In this Psalm we are told about some wicked leaders who thought they could succes read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3005

Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to sla... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1955

Good Morning 04-01

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11   St. Paul t read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3021

Paul Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys9. Visit WebMD.com about t... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1807

Good Morning 03-31

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "He that winneth souls is wise." - Proverbs 11:30   Our greatest business on earth as Christians is the building of the Kin read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2985

1-800-45TEACH

A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a teacher. She called the number shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student babbled on about how sh... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3577

Model Believers

The followers of Jesus living in Thessalonika were models to Christians all over the world and are to us - especially when we need to regain our sense of assurance that God truly has saved us. {audio... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1947

Good Morning 03-30

THE SECOND SUNDAY OF EASTER   Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Acts 2:14, 22-32 1 Peter 1:3-9 Joh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3432

Kitten Revival

A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work.A while later she heard me... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1928

Good Morning 03-29

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "Be glad in the LORD, and rejoice, ye righteous; and shout for joy, all ye that are upright in heart." - Psalm 32:11   What read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3003

Overdue Rent

Walpole had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings he had created. He worked day and night, stopping only occasionally for something to eat.He thought little abo... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2029

Good Morning 03-28

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "He which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death and shall hide a multitude of sins." - James read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1813

Good Morning 03-27

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia!   "If our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart and knoweth all things. Beloved, if our heart condemn us not, then have we conf read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3164

New Apartment

A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions."Professionally employed?" he asked. "We're a military family," the wife answere... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2922

Cadet Sign

When my brother was a cadet at the U.S. Air Force Academy, there was an overhead walkway with a sign reading "Bring Me Men."As my parents were touring the grounds during Parents' Weekend, they could t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2783

Fan Help

Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around the house.One day we decided to install ceiling fans in the bedrooms. We thought it would take about an hour, bu... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2149

Good Morning 03-24

"So the soldiers took the money and did as they were instructed. And this story has been widely circulated among the Jews to this very day." - Matthew 28:11-15   Easter is a big p read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3285

Found Wallet

While shopping in a supermarket in Washington, D.C., I heard over the PA system:"A wallet containing a large sum of money was found, but it contains no ID. Will those laying claim to it please form a ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
5405

Powerless Wondering

Though what God is doing around us may cause us to wonder, let's not stay in that wonder and miss the power of God for our lives. Listen Here: {audio}podcast/sm20080323.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2119

Good Morning 03-23

"Christ is risen! He is risen indeed!--This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   OT Lesson: Isaiah 25:6-9 Epistle: 1 Cor. 15:1-11 Gospel: John 20:1- read more..