Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
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Good Morning 03-29

The Third Word From The Cross "Woman, behold thy Son!,... Behold thy Mother!" - John 19:25-27   A pleading prayer for His enemies, a solemn pledge to the penitent thief, a lovi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2109

Good Morning 03-29

The Third Word From The Cross   "Woman, behold thy Son!,... Behold thy Mother!" - John 19:25-27   A pleading prayer for His enemies, a solemn pledge to the penitent thief, read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4829

Happy Birthday Line

Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birt... read more..

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Pastor Tim
8893

Priory Priority

The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of the small Catholic university where I work was about to be demolished. As the wrecker's ball began to strike, I... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2391

Good Morning 03-28

Second Word From The Cross   "Verily I say unto Thee,Today shalt thou be with Me in Paradise." - Luke 23:42-43   Three crosses stood on Calvary. The Cross in the middle was read more..

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Pastor Tim
4371

College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that summed up the pre-college anxieties we were all feeling.  Posted in a campus restaurant was this read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2351

One Wheel

Just when you thought a unicycle was a small as you could - so far as cycles go - along comes the wheel.  I know it's a waste of time to re-invent the wheel, but evidently it's been don read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2406

Good Morning 03-27

First Word from the Cross--   "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." Luke 23:34   You might like to read Matt. 18:21-35   He prayed this prayer man read more..

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Pastor Tim
4424

Dad and Surgeon

This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation.  As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to sp read more..

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Pastor Tim
3187

Military Man

A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits how he handled officers during his years of service."It didn't matter a hoot if he was a full bird colonel, Ma... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2074

Good Morning 03-26

Words from the Cross - BEFORE THE FIRST WORD   In just 47 words our LORD'S ministry of preaching came to an end. No lawyer ever made a better closing statement. In His seven last words read more..

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Pastor Tim
4582

Major League Snacks

I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four.  The game was delayed, so we spent our time talking and eating everything the concession had to offer: Hot dogs, pretz... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3569

The Mysterious Church

Sometimes the wonderful greatness of God's plan for the church can be lost amongst the many things we get distracted by when considering or talking about church. Listen Online: {audio}podca read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2134

Good Morning 03-25

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isa. 43:16-21 Phil. 3:4-14 Luke 20:9-20* Psalm 28   *When we first read this parable of Jesus, we don't l read more..

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Pastor Tim
2808

Beef Prices

It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop which has a sign in the window saying "Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per pound" The man says, "I'm having a cookout this weekend. I'd like ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2065

Good Morning 03-24

The Blessings of the Cross - AN EVENING PRAYER   Jesus gives the Beatitudes - Matthew 5:1-12   Lord, have mercy...Upon the world...This holy season look down with pity upon all the chi read more..

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Pastor Tim
5140

Business Report

My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch.  "You are the role models of o read more..

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Pastor Tim
2609

Hamster Care

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the responsibility.One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do you th... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2748

Good Morning 03-23

The Blessings of the Cross - PRAYER   "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4006

Nine Letter Word

It drives me nuts that so many people have abandoned basic English in their e-mailing and online messaging.  Don't get me wrong.  I am no master of the English language and I am not on read more..

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Pastor Tim
4446

English Time

In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and a clock.  I told the students that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not attached to your read more..

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Pastor Tim
3195

Golf Quitter

Two men were chatting casually at work over the water cooler. The conversation turned to golf and one asked the other, "Do you play?""Yes, the younger man replied, "I used to, but I quit because I was... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4932

Magnet Comeback

My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores.  One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator magnet that read: "Martha Stewart doesn& read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3193

Color Words

If you can read the word "quickly" slowly, or you can say the word "backwards" forwards, you may just do well with this little exercise (which thankfully is not part of the requi read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2369

Good Morning 03-21

The blessings of the Cross - A LIVING WORD   "You were not redeemed with corruptible things, but with the precious blood of Christ. He was chosen before the creation of the world, but read more..

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Pastor Tim
4055

Call to Principal

The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal. "Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next we... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2783

Love Campaign

The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times.He began what can only be called "Campaigning" and sent he... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1858

Find Middle

I am a middle of the road kind of guy.  I like my tea neither weak nor strong, I enjoy life without constant emotional extremes, I am often in the middle of people trying to sort out disagreement... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2095

Good Morning 03-20

The Blessings of the Cross - A LIVING RELIGION   "If we live, we live to the LORD; and if we die, we die to the LORD. So whether we live or die, we belong to the LORD." - Romans 14 read more..

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Pastor Tim
2703

Bible Hunt

One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is something wrong?""Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story is in the Old... read more..