Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Pastor Tim
4553

Dental Mommy

For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me, a dental hygenist, clean her teeth.  She was accompanied by her grandmother.  When they came in read more..

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Pastor Tim
3450

Can't Get Away

Whether you want to or not, you can't get away from God.  You can never fall from His watchful care. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070318.mp3{/audio} read more..

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Pastor Tim
3932

Birth Wharp

Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby.  I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild's birth.  I took down all... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3444

Arguing

The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in er... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4282

Camping Privacy

Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home.  When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from o... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2686

Free Paper

My dry cleaner very generously gives each customer a free copy of the daily newspaper. As I took my copy, I told him, "I hope the business grows enough to offset the cost of the papers.""Oh, don't wor... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4516

Mint Mom

When the U.S.  Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items.  I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in thei... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2717

Vet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs."What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman."Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the second l... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2134

Sky Ear

I love the Swiss.  By staying netural in most of the the world's disputes they have been able to work a lot for peace.  This neutrality has also given them a lot of time to invent and read more..

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Pastor Tim
4338

Dinosaur Highway

A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.  The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The goober exclaimed, "Wow.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2757

Line Unfold

It is with the greatest of apologies that I present this game to you. I only played it for a few levels before my mind was twisted into more of a tangle than these overlapping lines. But then again, ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2333

Good Morning 03-14

"To all in Rome who are loved by God and called to be saints: Grace and peace to you from God our Father and from the LORD Jesus Christ." - Romans 1:7-9   The Marks of the Cross-C read more..

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Pastor Tim
3235

Ice Capades

A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn't budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity wh... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2325

Good Morning 03-13

The marks of the Cross - A Good Memory   "We continually remember before our God and Father your work produced by faith, your labor prompted by love, and your endurance inspired by ho read more..

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Pastor Tim
2229

Cork Trick

Have you ever seen a situation that could be best described as an accident waiting to happen?  Well, here's a solution waiting for an accident to happen.  Just how does one remove a cork that is insid... read more..

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Pastor Tim
4587

College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that summed up the pre-college anxieties we were all feeling.  Posted in a campus restaurant was this sign... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3061

The Front Pew

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps."Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely."The front row ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
5003

Motorized Desk Chair

I don't know what the policy in your workplace is regarding the modification of office equipment, but I bet that this guy would violate it. I don't mean to be unkind, because I'm su read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2355

Good Morning 03-12

"At just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly." - Rom. 5:6-11 THE MARKS OF THE CROSS   One night there happened to be a drunk lying on the s read more..

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Pastor Tim
4703

Dad and Surgeon

This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation.  As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3537

Movie Impatience

We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a baby boomer from the center of the row got up a... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2310

Good Morning 03-11

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Ex. 3:1-15 1 Cor.10:1-13* Luke 13:1-9 Psalm 126   In Chapter 9 of 1 Cor. Paul used himself as an read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3463

Favorite People

Who's your favorite kind of person?  Who is your least favorite?  Both kinds (and everyone in between) have something in common and God has a desire for how you treat them all. L read more..

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Pastor Tim
4371

Major League Snacks

I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four.  The game was delayed, so we spent our time talking and eating everything the concession had to offer: Hot dogs, pretz... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2724

Golf Lesson

This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2066

Good Morning 03-10

"He died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for Him who died for them and was raised again." - 2 Corinthians 5:14-21 "THE MEANING OF HISTORY. & read more..

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Pastor Tim
4833

First Time Babysitter

A young girl was babysitting for the first time - beginning her shift shortly after supper and as the children were playing in front of the house. At bedtime she sent the youngsters upstairs to bed a... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2324

Bowling Blooper

Not since watching the Flintstones have I seen something like these. I didn't even know it was possible outside of classic cartoons and computer generated movie effects. Now I'm a believer. Le me j... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2250

Good Morning 01-09

"Jesus went up on a mountain side and sat down, His disciples came to Him and He began to teach them, say Blessed are the poor in spirit. . ." - Matthew 5:2-12 (Jesus give the Sermon on read more..

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Pastor Tim
4745

Bridge Trouble

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge... read more..