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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked."Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowne... read more..

I was going to start by saying that mankind has gotten into alot of trouble eating apples - but then my wife reminded me that the Bible does not say that Adam and Eve ate an apple in the Garden of Ede... read more..

"One thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead. Press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus. All of us who read more..

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it.  Tell me in... read more..

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks ... read more..

Remember when the first Rubik's cube came out?  I do.  I also remember when those horrible smart kids at my school figured out how to solve it first. Shortly after that, a friend showe read more..

His master replied, "Well done, good and faithful servant, you have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things." - Matt. 25:14-30 (23)   This lesson read more..

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.  The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's m... read more..

"Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?" asked a friend."Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Bob asked."Well, no," admitted the friend. read more..

"Peter and the other apostles replied, 'We must obey God rather than men.'" - Acts 5:27-32   Obedience.. is this perhaps one of the dark sorrows of the world and the churc read more..

"You are no longer strangers and foreigners, but fellow citizens with the saints." - Ephesians 2:18-22   In our world today there are many competing values. Each Christian must de read more..

Don't let the title fool you.  This page is not about taking a bus to the moon (a slow but simple trip since there are no transfers to be made once you leave the earth's atmosphere). read more..

In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others were being interviewed and still others were being escorted to their rooms. An elderly woman hesitatingly enter... read more..

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..

James Cameron has a documentary out about the bones of Jesus having supposedly been found.  The President of Princeton Seminary was quoted on the news as saying this is great a thing because th read more..

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Genesis 15:1-12 Phil. 3:17-4:1 Luke 13:31-35 Psalm 127   I would like to go with the OT lesson v. read more..

One Sunday a cowboy went to church.  When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.  The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. ... read more..

A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.Without hesitation, the son replied, ... read more..

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups.  By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took ... read more..

"I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends read more..

Here's a cool little application that lets you draw things that squiggle and crawl. If your small intestine had a traffic helicopter that reported on the flow of parasites and hittites to and fr read more..

"I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew - 5:20   We cannot discover our failure to read more..

Rules for Stray Cats 1.  Stray cats will not be fed. 2.  Stray cats will not be fed anything, except dry cat food. 3.  Stray cats will not be fed anything, except dry cat food... read more..

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake ... read more..

What do singing in the shower, writing the great American novel, and doodling all have in common?  Most of us are not as good at it as we think.  Many of us may sing like Pavarotti in the read more..

On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to him about his farm.  The Aussie takes him to see his big wheat field, but the Texan wasn't impresse... read more..

A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with the company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little ... read more..

Not since Forest Gump went to China to play ping pong has the world seen anything like this.  Ok, Forest Gump did not go to China, but these tricks are pretty cool.  I realize that there m read more..

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe hi... read more..

Recently, our 18-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an afternoon filling out applications, leaving them on the kitchen table to finish later. As I walked by, a section... read more..