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While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."NO! NO! N... read more..

"My brethren, as believers in our glorious LORD Jesus Christ, don't show favoritism." - James 2:1   I imagine that most people would hate to be accused of racial bias. They li read more..

#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 read more..

A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions, then shared with them this fun fact: "There are no swear words in the Chero... read more..

When I was a kid I wanted to learn to play the guitar.  Logically, my mom signed me up for guitar lessons.  When the day of my first guitar lesson arrived, the teacher showed up with . . . read more..

1.  Blaming your gas on me....  Not Funny 2.  Yelling at me for barking.  I am a dog you goober. 3.  Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out.  Exa read more..

".... pray for each other so that you may be healed." - James 5:16   This is to honor the Doctors we know. (you know who you are)   Before each operation I know there are Do read more..

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?""We'll drive slowly so that one car... read more..

"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith." - 2 Timothy 4:7   All of us would like to have our loved ones reach a ripe old age, but that really read more..

A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?... read more..

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure.""Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four to six."... read more..

A big thank-you to Norma M. (from my church) who saw this page, thought of me and sent its address to me to feature.   I have to admit, though, that any time someone from my church thinks read more..

"And my God will meet all your needs according to His glorious riches in Christ Jesus." - Philippians 4:19   We can trust that God will always meet our needs. Whatever we need on read more..

A father had three very active boys. One summer evening, he was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his father and yelled, "Bang!  ... read more..

Eventually, if we are presenting Jesus to others, opposition will arise from somewhere.  When this happens,  it's important to know the law of the land we are living in in order to tak read more..

"SANCTITY OF LIFE SUNDAY"   "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Isaiah 49:15,16 Jeremiah 1:5 Luke 18:15-17 Psalm 139:13-15 read more..

"How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered.  "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow read more..

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""... read more..

"Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." - Psalm 30:5   Too often we allow the future to be colored by our present circumstances. We have a tendency to bec read more..

Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. No longer cleans self unless... read more..

One of my happy memories from childhood is the birthday cakes my mom would make for me.  Many times she spent hours baking one from scratch (she often scratched open the cake mix box) in the sh read more..

"Rather, clothe yourselves with the LORD Jesus Christ, and do not think about how to gratify the desires of the sinful nature." - Romans 13:14   Many of us would find victory over read more..

For those of us who remember the good old days. In my day, we didn't have no rocks.  We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads. Back in the 1970... read more..

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"... read more..

You can catch a cold and you can catch a train. You can catch a ball and you can catch a dog.  When you walk into a room you may catch someone's eye or at a restaurant you can order the catch of the d... read more..

"The LORD said to my father David, "Because it was in your heart to build a temple for my Name, you did well to have this in your heart." - 2 Chronicles 6:8   The desire of D read more..

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist.She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mi... read more..

"How priceless is your unfailing love. Both high and low among men find refuge in the shadow of your wings. They feast on the abundance of your house; you give them drink from your river of d read more..

Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to... read more..

I'm not sure what yetis have against penguins, but I guess if you want to play baseball in a wintery location you do what you have to.  I don't think there are enough Yeti in the world to form a ... read more..