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What do pteranodon and passenger pigeons have in common?   First, the pteranodon was a flying reptile, which was created on day five, about 6000 years ago (Genesis 1:20-23) along with birds.... read more..

Dear _________________ : Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night. While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we wer... read more..

A little boy asked his mother, "What's that you're reading?"A diary.What's in it?I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair; It has important secret dreams and secret ... read more..

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God.  So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The s... read more..

How do you prepare yourself to receive what God has promised? For some it's all about assuring God that we are ready for all the blessings He wants to pour out in our direction. It's like a child that... read more..

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings which happened to be on display. "I have good news and bad news," the gallery owner replied.  " The good ... read more..

** If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.** In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog read more..

The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine.  These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph... read more..

And he called the place Massah and Meribah because the Israelites quarreled and because they tested the LORD saying, ?Is the LORD among us or not?? Exodus 17:7 This past week in our prayer group,Geor... read more..

We moved into an apartment while we were looking for a place that would let us keep our pets. We could not have our pets at our apartment, so my brother-in-law kept our cat for us until we could find ... read more..

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.  "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the... read more..

The lenses in your eyes are the only transparent tissues in your body.  If they were not transparent you could not see these words.  How do these two lenses form?  They are produced by ... read more..

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. ... read more..

This was an actual letter from and reply to the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality: From: State of Michigan Grand Rapids District Office State Office Building 6th Floor 350 Ottawa NW Grand R... read more..

It has been a quiet week in the parsonage, notwithstanding the dismal, unflorida weather we have been having. Actually, the weather, or lack of good weather, gave me a chance to go through some boxes ... read more..

Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification becau... read more..

Why are human beings valuable? What is a human being? You have to answer those questions before you can say that this child isn't a human being without value. I had a fascinating discussion with some... read more..

A little boy was afraid of the dark.  One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go o... read more..

Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child, I finally decided to do it in my late twenties. My boyfriend, William, offered to teach me, and we headed to the park for my first lesson. He held on... read more..

I was with my eldest son one day, driving around town in my old Toyota pickup, when Lawrence was around 5 years old. The Toyota ran like a top but the glove compartment latch had been broken for some... read more..

Have you ever tasted a nice, cool, refreshing Coke? Congratulations! So have hundreds of millions of other people all around the world. And it's all Robert Woodruff's fault. Well, not all his fault. B... read more..

During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people.He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly, "There are two of you here who have not heard... read more..

On April 14th, 2003 scientists announced to the world that they had finished sequencing the human genome. This meant they had managed to log the three billion pairs of DNA nucleotides (specially shape... read more..

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.  He said that whoever g... read more..

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child s... read more..

My mom, a difficult independent, likes sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed her daily company.  Little by little, pinch b... read more..

When I returned from a trip overseas, I sensed that something was wrong between Keith (one of our twin sons) and me. So I asked him, "Keith, have I done anything that really hurt your feelings?" Insta... read more..

My husband, Cal, grew increasingly displeased as our teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing patience shortly after midnight, he knocked sharply on her ... read more..

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace". The owner wa... read more..

One of the routines in worship is our practice of saying the Lord's Prayer in unison. As you know, the Lord's prayer says, "give us this day our daily bread". That's a simple enough statement. I suppo... read more..