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These are real ads from a newspaper. 1.  1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer 2.  AMANA WASHER $100.  OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. 3.  SNOW BLOWER FOR SAL... read more..

Communication is something many of us are not very good at. We have problems communicating in our marriages, with our children, on the job, or perhaps even with our closest friends. Most of us want to... read more..

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and as... read more..

Springtime has returned to my backyard with full bloom. This seasonal reality is nowhere more evident than in the branches of a very large, decorative cherry tree in our backyard that boasts and displ... read more..

The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him."How do you account for your longevity?" asked the reporter."You coul... read more..

A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk to put it on disk for him. He does. They are both looking at the monitor to see the results, and the man asks i... read more..

*PULLED OVER* "Hey you!  Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always read more..

NASCAR fans love the challenge that goes with restrictor-plate racing at Talladega Superspeedway! Jeff Gordon had the dominating car Sunday at the Aaron's 499 Nextel Cup race. But, the win was not wit... read more..

A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and raised the hood to see if he could find out what had happened.A brown and w... read more..

Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane.  They start descending and as they touch the ground the one pilot screams to the other pilot, "Pull up, the runaway is ending...". The second... read more..

Is there anyone here today who would say, "I never win anything"? You go to the concert and the door prize is never for you, and the service club raffle always goes to someone else? I have good news f... read more..

*Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Mr. Teddy K read more..

Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it o... read more..

Robert Louis Stevenson once described a storm that caught a vessel off a rocky coast and threatened to drive it and its passengers to destruction. In the midst of the terror, one daring man, contrary ... read more..

"I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Woman driver."really means..."Someone who doesn't speed read more..

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd w... read more..

I am reading a book called "Why I Left the Contemporary Christian Music Movement". It is written by a former worship leader. I have to say it is very eye opening. It has revealed somethings, i woul... read more..

This one’s for "mamas" all over the world. Now you may BE a mama or be RELATED to one--and I THINK that means us all, so don’t tune out ’til I’m done talking...doesn&... read more..

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 ft, but the g... read more..

Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals... read more..

Happy Birthday! It's a phrase we all hear once each year as we celebrate another milestone on our journey. We hear it from family, friends and colleagues. We hear it in restaurants as the waiters and ... read more..

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his wor... read more..

Today, my daughter and I refurbished her flower beds. You can imagine how they looked, having been left all winter. She began early this morning to pull out weeds. Later in the day, I began helping he... read more..

Two men are walking their dogs.  The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a chihuahua.  They walk down the street and stop at a restaurant. "Man, I could really go for a snack," says the ... read more..

During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: "Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?""Yes, was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three v... read more..

This is Pastor Tim - ignore this blog entry.  I am testing something (well someone has to!)    ... read more..

A goober decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a s... read more..

The rock group, Pink Floyd, have a song entitled, "Brick in the wall". The lyrics are simple. There is only one stanza that repeats itself. It goes like this: We don't need no education. We don't need... read more..

While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, wa... read more..

A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understandi... read more..