Monthly Archive - Results from #870

08 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

568

Learning What “Me-Time” is All About

Several months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said she and her daughter and granddaughter were going to St. Augustine for a week and wondered if I wanted to go along. I said, “Let me thi... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5653

Cat Joke

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examine... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2583

Art Pun

An artist decided to buy a new easel. He wasn't too sure what type to get. At the art shop they offered him two, a big one and a small one. He pondered for a while and finally decided on the lesser... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

False Prophets

A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem." The poet scanned the appalling doggerel she had written, then wadded it up and threw it in... read more..

08 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

384

Quote #2192

Socrates: to do is to be Plato: to be is to do Scooby: do be do... read more..

08 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

400

One-Liner #1757

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into ... Why are you even in the kitchen right now?... read more..

06 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

542

My Reward I’ll Eat It if I Want To

One day last week, I was up early working in my office as I normally do. I happened to pause what I was doing for a moment and smelled this wonderful aroma. I know it wasn’t me because I hadn’t tak... read more..

06 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

367

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day, work all day, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again. ... read more..

05 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

498

Confident Professor

In appreciation of their hard work during the school year, a group of professors were invited to sight seeing flight that was leaving from a nearby airport. When the doors closed and the plane was ab... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

401

Quote #2191

We ask, "Who deserves it?" Jesus asks, "Who needs it?" - Unknown... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

453

One-Liner #1756

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.... read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5376

TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. -- Gallagher... read more..

05 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8244

Noisy Neighbors

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!" His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't yo... read more..

$Giving 100%$

05 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1862

Giving 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. What makes life 100?? Well, if: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4 etc to Z = 2... read more..

02 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

376

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which is not surprising because I think they have been in my mouth... read more..

01 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

511

It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It

When it comes to words, everybody has their own definition. Someone says one word and another person thinks it's altogether something else. For example, when someone says "vegetable," The Gracious Mi... read more..

01 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

388

Quote #2190

"A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown read more..

01 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

426

Virtual Crickets

I told a joke on a zoom meeting, but nobody laughed. Turns out I'm not remotely funny.... read more..

01 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

390

One-Liner #1755

People are so judgmental - I can tell just by looking at them.... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5937

Lost In Canada

An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city. When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to t... read more..

01 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1725

Trusting the Pilot

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm ... read more..

29 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

382

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I do a lot of training videos and some live streams for my YouT... read more..

28 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3559

Invisible Man First

"If I could be invisible the first thing I would do is fly to Paris and find a mime performing on the street and beat the daylights out of him - the round of applause he would get would be amazin read more..

28 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

514

What a Wacky World We Live In

I like the old saying, “Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.” This is the kind of world we live in today, and I’m still not adjusted to this sort of thing. I’m not sure I will ever ad... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8564

Workplace Insanity

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace =============================== 1. Page yourself over the intercom. (don't disguise your voice) 2. Ask people to call you "... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2193

Aussie Network

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.... read more..

28 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1926

Wisdom

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, th... read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

392

Quote #2189

Sometimes we miss savoring a worthy moment because we are too busy trying to plan a perfect one. - unknown... read more..

28 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

401

One-Liner #1754

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?... read more..

25 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

384

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was driving home from a men's gathering last evening (after enjoying a barbeque and making bows and arrows with my son-in-law, Josh) when I started to hear a rattle from... read more..