March 2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2756

Golf Lesson

This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped... read more..

10 Mar

Shirley Choat

2092

Good Morning 03-10

"He died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for Him who died for them and was raised again." - 2 Corinthians 5:14-21 "THE MEANING OF HISTORY. & read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4878

First Time Babysitter

A young girl was babysitting for the first time - beginning her shift shortly after supper and as the children were playing in front of the house. At bedtime she sent the youngsters upstairs to bed a... read more..

09 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2356

Bowling Blooper

Not since watching the Flintstones have I seen something like these. I didn't even know it was possible outside of classic cartoons and computer generated movie effects. Now I'm a believer. Le me j... read more..

09 Mar

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 01-09

"Jesus went up on a mountain side and sat down, His disciples came to Him and He began to teach them, say Blessed are the poor in spirit. . ." - Matthew 5:2-12 (Jesus give the Sermon on read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4774

Bridge Trouble

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3544

Record Store

A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked."Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowne... read more..

08 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2739

Apple Eater

I was going to start by saying that mankind has gotten into alot of trouble eating apples - but then my wife reminded me that the Bible does not say that Adam and Eve ate an apple in the Garden of Ede... read more..

07 Mar

Shirley Choat

2304

Good Morning 03-08

"One thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead. Press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus. All of us who read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4035

Medically Speaking

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2607

Diagnosis

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks ... read more..

07 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2154

Rubik's Cube Solver

Remember when the first Rubik's cube came out? I do. I also remember when those horrible smart kids at my school figured out how to solve it first. Shortly after that, a friend showe read more..

06 Mar

Shirley Choat

2099

Good Morning 03-07

His master replied, "Well done, good and faithful servant, you have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things." - Matt. 25:14-30 (23) This lesson read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6773

Bar Room Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's m... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2738

Golf Friendless

"Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?" asked a friend."Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Bob asked."Well, no," admitted the friend. read more..

06 Mar

Shirley Choat

2079

Good Morning 03-06

"Peter and the other apostles replied, 'We must obey God rather than men.'" - Acts 5:27-32 Obedience.. is this perhaps one of the dark sorrows of the world and the churc read more..

05 Mar

Shirley Choat

2170

Good Morning 03-05

"You are no longer strangers and foreigners, but fellow citizens with the saints." - Ephesians 2:18-22 In our world today there are many competing values. Each Christian must de read more..

05 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2171

Moon Transit

Don't let the title fool you. This page is not about taking a bus to the moon (a slow but simple trip since there are no transfers to be made once you leave the earth's atmosphere). read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5253

Hospital Forms

In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others were being interviewed and still others were being escorted to their rooms. An elderly woman hesitatingly enter... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2555

Dog Employee

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..

04 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3466

Resurrection Purpose

James Cameron has a documentary out about the bones of Jesus having supposedly been found. The President of Princeton Seminary was quoted on the news as saying this is great a thing because th read more..

03 Mar

Shirley Choat

2065

Good Morning 03-04

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Genesis 15:1-12 Phil. 3:17-4:1 Luke 13:31-35 Psalm 127 I would like to go with the OT lesson v. read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4549

Preacher and Cowboy

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. ... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2794

Two Feet

A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.Without hesitation, the son replied, ... read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4697

Bank Hiccups

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took ... read more..

02 Mar

Shirley Choat

1905

Good Morning 03-03

"I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends read more..

02 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2027

Yellow Tail

Here's a cool little application that lets you draw things that squiggle and crawl. If your small intestine had a traffic helicopter that reported on the flow of parasites and hittites to and fr read more..

02 Mar

Shirley Choat

2033

Good Morning 03-02

"I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew - 5:20 We cannot discover our failure to read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5242

Stray Cat Rules

Rules for Stray Cats 1. Stray cats will not be fed. 2. Stray cats will not be fed anything, except dry cat food. 3. Stray cats will not be fed anything, except dry cat food... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2602

Three Day Silence

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake ... read more..