November 2010 - Monthly Archive

18 Nov

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

4340

This is False Religion

j.*****@hotmail.com sent me the following feedback as to why they unsubscribed from the Cybersalt Digest newsletter. jehovahs witness's have the truth, this is false religion I replied: Thanks for ... read more..

18 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Car Church Membership

The membership test to join Pastor Tim's church is getting ridiculous. ... read more..

18 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3147

Police Rescue

I remember the day when a police car pulled up to Grandma's house and Grandpa got out. The officer explained that this elderly gentlemen said he was lost in the park. "Why, Bill," said Grandma, "You'v... read more..

17 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Orangutan Wheelbarrow

A wheelbarrow of orangutans is cheaper than a barrel of monkeys. ... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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When I'm An Old Lady

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,And bring so much happiness...just as they did.I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!(When I'm an... read more..

17 Nov

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

5384

Kit Hates Christmas

In response to James Snyder's article "Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh" kit*****@gmail.com left the following comment through the artciel commenting system: "Isn't it a shame that Christmas came ... read more..

16 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Web Cam Laughter

I'm not sure which of these two videos is more fun, so I've included both. The first is a video of a woman enjoying the special effects feature on a web cam. The second video below shows what she lo... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3961

Passing Time

My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day since we first laid eyes on each other in college -- at least, that's what we tell each other. But our children hav... read more..

15 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Newspaper Correction

This explains those cryptic phone calls. ... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3222

Keyboard Switch

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between... read more..

15 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2840

Shopping Advice

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye. "Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy paj... read more..

14 Nov

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

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Prayerful, Watchful and Thankful Salt

Devoting ourselves to prayer and being watchful and thankful not only affects our attitude as we experience life in Jesus, it will also make all the difference in how we interact with and engage those... read more..

13 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Polar Bear Adaptation

Breaking News: Global warming forces polar bears to adapt. ... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3298

Ticket Excuse

Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers give for speeding. Here are some of the officers' favorites. By the way, none of them worked. A man told the o... read more..

12 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Seat Freeze

Even when he remembered to leave the seat down, Bernie still found a way to mess up. ... read more..

12 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3412

Burglary

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why is ... read more..

11 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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St. Luke's Bottle Band

I'm not sure why St. Luke's has so many empty bottles (it may be the reason behind how they dress) but I don't mind giving them the benefit of the doubt since their band - The St. Luke's Bottle Band -... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Lost in the Woods

Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, "Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us." So they shot in the air three... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4400

Field Test

My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station. When my father and the s... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Enough Judy

Judy got straight A's in frustrating teachers. ... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

12250

And Then They Voted

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in ... read more..

08 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sign Bill Fine

Redmond was hoping to catch Bill Gates just once. ... read more..

08 Nov

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Doubly Free

Monday morning was grey and drizzly which made grocery shopping wet and chilly. Way back in January a kind hearted young man who really likes my daughter gave me a Starbucks gift card for my birthday... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Patch

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his doctor that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?", asked the doctor. "The patch. The ... read more..

06 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bird Thoughts

Warren eventually learned to keep his thoughts to himself. ... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3769

One Parachute

You are one of "two" people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react?Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.Optimist: you refuse... read more..

06 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Silence of the Phones

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were relaxing in the living room after our Saturday evening repast. She was reading some woman's novel while I was following the exploits of Bert... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2965

The Day Before

Showing his friend around his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece she’... read more..