November 2018 - Monthly Archive

21 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1504

Quote #1774

"Be brave. Do not pray for the hard thing to go away. But pray for a Bravery to come that's bigger than the hard thing." - Ann Voskamp read more..

21 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4856

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach an... read more..

21 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1501

Chirping Off

I don't care how much you love turkey, we don't allow that kind of fowl language at the table.... read more..

19 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1150

One-liner #1332

I have something to say, but I don't know what.... read more..

18 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

609

Cybersalt News - November 18, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You wouldn't think Rev. James Snyder's caring for a cat would cause trouble to hop into his wife's life, but it did! You can read "Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1325

Directional Problem

"My steering wheel won't turn," said Tom straight-forwardly. read more..

17 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

3174

Quote #1773

"Great marriages don't happen by luck or by accident. They are the result of a consistent investment of time, thoughtfulness, forgiveness, affection, prayer, mutual respect and a rock-solid commitme read more..

17 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1201

One-liner #1331

Whenever I look for something, it's always in the last place I look.... read more..

Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside

17 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1323

Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside

I thought, which is a dangerous activity for me, that I had pulled one over on the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It is a rare occasion when I actually do something like this. At my age, I assum... read more..

17 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4433

The Perfect Man

The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named: MR. POTATO HEAD - He’s tan.- He’s cute.- He ... read more..

15 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

614

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

14 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3137

Never Be Late

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentati... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1463

Silent Results

We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it! I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen. Note: Subscriber Casey sha... read more..

14 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

1961

Quote #1772

"While it looks like things are out of control, behind the scenes there is a God who hasn't surrendered His authority." - A. W. Tozer read more..

14 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

1173

One-liner #1330

What keeps me going is my inertia.... read more..

14 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4939

Wilderness Guide

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself int read more..

14 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1211

Grace for Grandpa

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip,... read more..

11 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

630

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

10 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2119

God Will Never

The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you, Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot e... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11054

Board Meeting

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. ... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1450

Don't Park Here

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..

08 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

645

Cybersalt News - November 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last month or so has be... read more..

07 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3222

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their bus... read more..

07 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2083

Legacy

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always... read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3961

If Airlines Sold Paint

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..

04 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

597

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.https://www.cybersalt.... read more..

03 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1190

Why Did I Ever Grow Up?

At times, I have to do some errands for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It’s not that I like to do these errands, but I have learned this is one secret to getting along with her. The errand s... read more..

03 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1363

Miked Honesty

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off sl... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3569

Bat Delivery

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1444

Beautiful Shopper

The cashiers around here are always checking me out!... read more..