November 2021 - Monthly Archive

13 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2275

Military Sacrifice

While stationed in Washington, D.C., a man used Arlington National Cemetery as a shortcut on his way to give a briefing at Fort Myer. To his surprise, he encountered a roadblock manned by the militar... read more..

13 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2573

Calculating Romance

The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywh... read more..

11 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

521

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flooring being installed by our son, but it was a good day too ... read more..

10 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

650

Quote #2047

"Let us never forget the solemn truth that the nation is not constituted of the living alone." - Sir Robert Borden read more..

10 Nov

Illustrations

Susan Davis

1003

The Right to Sit at a Desk

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Valley Heights High School in Port Rowan, Ontario, did something not to be forgotten. n the first day of school,... read more..

10 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6480

Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons

*Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons* ~ Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. ~ See if a yawn really is contagious. ~ Devise ways of climbing into the balcony witho read more..

10 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

694

One-Liner #1610

I'm a multitasker - I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3310

Remember When

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?" The old man grabs the old woman's ha... read more..

10 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2475

Burn Now or Later

Two people got into an argument. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes f... read more..

07 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

530

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree with a single piece of fruit on it. Here is a riddle for you:... read more..

06 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

589

Quote #2046

The basic premise of religion "that if you live a good life, things will go well for you" is wrong. Jesus was the most morally upright person who ever lived, yet He had a life filled with the experien... read more..

06 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

758

One-Liner #1609

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2983

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2263

The Art of Revenge

After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk. That'll teach him to mess with the Mural... read more..

06 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1678

Teasing

My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor, age 13, were always teasing each other. One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things his sister was saying to him. I reminded him that he ha... read more..

04 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3566

Politically Correct Commenting

How to be politically correct when you comment about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MU... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8181

Red, White and Blue

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue a... read more..

04 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

527

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a rare one at that because today is my birthday. My birthday has not fallen on a Chicken Thursday since 2010 and will not again until 2027! How old am I? Let's j... read more..